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Thank you for calling the CIA, your one stop shop for all your intelligence needs. How may I help you?
"Uhh.. yeah. I was wondering if a Plame worked for you guys."
Let us see, sir. Yes, indeed she does work for us. She is a Data Technician II.
"Oh, ok... cuz, well, you see, this one guy I know says she was a field operative at one time."
I don't know about that, sir, she's a desk jockey.
"Oh, um.. well.. are you sure?"
On the CIA's honor, she never was a field operative.
"Well Karl Rove says she was an undercover agent once."
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Who the fuck are you? How do you know this?
"What's the big deal? It's not like she's an undercover agent now."
That is irrelevent. Who gave you this classified information?
"Whatever, dude."
"Uhh.. yeah. I was wondering if a Plame worked for you guys."
Let us see, sir. Yes, indeed she does work for us. She is a Data Technician II.
"Oh, ok... cuz, well, you see, this one guy I know says she was a field operative at one time."
I don't know about that, sir, she's a desk jockey.
"Oh, um.. well.. are you sure?"
On the CIA's honor, she never was a field operative.
"Well Karl Rove says she was an undercover agent once."
...please hold...
...
Who the fuck are you? How do you know this?
"What's the big deal? It's not like she's an undercover agent now."
That is irrelevent. Who gave you this classified information?
"Whatever, dude."
